Useless and Bizarre Facts Known to Man

Posted on May 23rd, 2008 in What's shaken @ ProAssets by proassets

It’s Friday..so in that spirit we at ProAssets have composed a list of some of the most useless and bizarre facts known to man! Mention these facts at your next conference and show everyone how smart you are…(or what a nitwit you are!)

  • Rats are smarter than dogs, can go longer without water than a camel, and when left alone (without the company of other rats) for long periods of time, will go insane. When domesticated, they make excellent pets!
  • The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
  • Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A
  • No president of the United States was an only child.
  • A can of SPAM is opened about every 4 seconds somewhere in the world.
  • Ants never sleep (neither do bloggers, lol).
  • The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.
  • Women blink twice as many times as men do.
  • A stretched out Slinky is 87 feet long.
  • There are 86,400 seconds in day.
  • A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
  • A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
  • A group of whales is called a pod.
  • A group of ravens is called a murder.
  • In the October 22, 1945 edition of Life magazine there was a picture of a chicken with its head cut off. It was alive for several months that way.
  • A mule won’t sink in quicksand but a donkey will.
  • The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
  • The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
  • There was once a town in West Virginia called “6″.
  • The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.
  • The green stuff on the occasional freak potato chip is chlorophyll (I wonder if that means we shouldn’t eat them then).
  • If you eat too many carrots you will turn orange (temporarily).
  • The first word spoken on the moon was “Okay”.
  • Hilary Clinton once said ‘We are the President’.
  • The reported percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.
  • The reported percent of men who wash their hands after using a restroom is 55%.
  • About 2500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties.
  • A baby is born approx. every 7 seconds.
  • On average, a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day (Parents will believe this one w/o a second thought).
  • The first message tapped by Samuel Morse over his invention the telegraph was: ‘What hath God wrought?’
  • The first words spoken by over Alexander Bell over the telephone were: ‘Watson come here, I need you’.
  • A new book is published about every 13 minutes in America during business hours.
    America’s best selling ice-cream flavor is vanilla.
  • The average American eats 134 pounds of sugar a year.
  • Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.
  • You breathe about 10 million times a year.
  • The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.
  • The world AND appears 46,277 times in the Bible.
  • When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from its eyes.
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    Frustrating~Keep your company website maintained.

    Posted on May 23rd, 2008 in Peru Indiana, Small Business, Webmaster, What's shaken @ ProAssets by proassets

    While this was not “new” news to me, I discovered while getting quite frustrated while updating a local city government site that many company based websites are not updated on even a semi-regular basis. I found this frustrating due to the fact I needed to locate current contact information, specifically how to contact the webmaster to update links.

    I found a fair portion of the email contacts were no longer active and then many others not even listing a webmaster and/or designer. Yes, many of these company based websites are in our local Peru area. If you have a website, I must emphasize the need to keep it current. If your product or services do not change, then at least keep all of your contact information current, at the very least.

    The requests made for updates actually (to date) have been responded to by companies outside of our local area. I am particularly impressed with the rapid responses I have received from all companies in the greater Indianapolis area.

    For the sake of the millions of searchers online today…it is essential if you have a company website to keep it current. You’ve got to keep in mind that your company website may very well be the first (and perhaps last) impression a customer gets about your company.

    Find a reputable company to maintain your website or utilize your current IT personnel, it will benefit your company!

    I hope to find our local Peru and or Miami County businesses step up in this area. Yeah, this is a small town, but we have a lot to offer and it would be great for business and our community if others outside of our local area where able to FIND it! :-)

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    Where you sit in a classroom/seminar & What it says about you..

    Posted on May 23rd, 2008 in Misc. by proassets

    Read this from SEOMoz today. Interesting…and perhaps is something to think about for all of you back row seaters, :-)

    Apparently, where you sit an a classroom or seminar says something about you.

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    Offering Free Small Business Ebooks for download

    Posted on May 22nd, 2008 in SEO, Small Business, What's shaken @ ProAssets by proassets

    We’ve recently began compiling a listing on our website of free ebooks for download. Primarily it will be small business related and again predominately all free.

    Of course, we will be updating this section fairly regularly and the list is a bit small at the moment, but as we have time it will be added to.

    Until next time…

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    Where to Submit Your Blog

    Posted on May 22nd, 2008 in SEO, Webmaster by proassets

    While this list is by no means an exhaustive one, its a great start!

    2Rss
    http://www.2rss.com/index.php

    About.com
    http://weblogs.about.com/library/nosearch/blsubmit.htm

    All-Blogs.net
    http://www.all-blogs.net/submit.php

    Answers
    http://www.answers.com/main/new_blogger.jsp

    BOTW Blog Directory
    http://blogs.botw.org/helpcenter/submitblog.aspx

    Blawg
    http://blawg.org/modules.php?name=Web_Links&l_op=AddLink

    Blogcode
    http://www.blogcode.com/signup.php

    Blog Ranking
    http://www.blogrankings.com/addblog.php

    Blog search engine
    http://www.blogsearchengine.com/submit/

    Blogarama
    http://blogarama.com/index.php?show=add

    Blogbib
    http://www.blogbib.com/submit.php

    Blogbunch
    http://www.blogbunch.com/suggest/

    Blogdigger
    http://blogdigger.com/add.jsp

    Blogflux
    http://www.blogflux.com/add.php

    Blogfuse Directory
    http://www.blogfuse.com/directory/suggest.php?action=addlink

    Bloggernity
    http://www.bloggernity.com/cgi-bin/add.cgi

    Bloghop
    http://www.bloghop.com/account/index.htm

    Bloghub
    http://www.bloghub.com/cgi-bin/add.cgi

    Blogintro
    http://blogintro.com/Form/Submission.html

    Bloglisting
    http://www.bloglisting.com/addablog.html

    BlogMap
    http://www.csthota.com/blogmap/submit.aspx

    BlogMatcher
    http://blogmatcher.com/u.php

    BlogOrama
    http://www.blogarama.com/index.php?show=add

    BlogPulse
    http://www.blogpulse.com/submit.html

    Blogrankings
    http://www.blogrankings.com/

    Blog-search
    http://www.blog-search.com/

    Blogsearchengine
    http://www.blogsearchengine.com/add_link.html

    Blogsweet
    http://www.blogsweet.com/suggest_link.php

    Blogtopsites
    http://www.blogtopsites.com/register.php

    Blogtree
    http://www.blogtree.com/signup.php

    Bloguniverse
    http://www.bloguniverse.com/radlinks/

    BlogWatch
    http://www.blog-watch.com/add-url.php

    Blogwise
    http://www.blogwise.com/submit

    Blogz
    http://www.sarthak.net/blogz/add.php

    Bloogz
    http://www.bloogz.com/man_en/add_your_url.php

    BoingBoing
    http://boingboing.net/suggest.html

    Bulletize
    http://www.bulletize.com/add.php?sid=0

    ContentsMatter
    http://www.contentsmatter.com/add.php

    Crayon
    http://www.crayon.net/using/suggest.html

    Diarist
    http://www.diarist.net/cgi-bin/links/add.cgi

    EastonWeb
    http://portal.eatonweb.com/add.php

    Everyfeed
    http://www.everyfeed.com/addsite.php

    Fastbuzz
    http://www.fastbuzz.com/main.jsp

    Feed-Directory
    http://www.feed-directory.com/addfeed

    Feeds4all
    http://www.feeds4all.com/AddRSS.aspx

    FeedsFarm
    http://www.feedsfarm.com/a.html

    Feedster
    http://blogs.feedster.com/add.php

    FindingBlog
    http://findingblog.com/add.php?cat=

    Findory
    http://www.findory.com/submit-blog

    FlybySearch
    http://www.fybersearch.com/add-url.php

    Geckotribe
    http://chordata.geckotribe.com/suggest.php

    GeekPhilisopher
    http://geekphilosopher.com/MainPage/gpBlogLinkAdd.php

    Globeofblogs
    http://www.globeofblogs.com/register.php

    Gobignetwork
    https://www.gobignetwork.com/blog/AddBlog.aspx

    HeadlineSpot
    http://www.headlinespot.com/site/suggest.htm

    iBlog Business Directory
    http://www.iblogbusiness.com/add.html

    Icerocket
    http://www.icerocket.com/c?p=addblog

    Industry-blogs
    http://www.industry-blogs.com/submit.php

    Kiosken
    http://www.esperanto.se/kiosk/engindex.html

    LSBlogs
    http://www.lsblogs.com/howtosubmit.php

    NewsXS
    http://www.newsxs.com/en/sources

    NewzFire
    http://www.newzfire.com/suggest.aspx

    NewsGator
    http://www.newsgator.com/ngs/subscriber/Folksonomy.aspx

    Nooked
    http://dir.nooked.com/submit.dir?action=Start

    Only Feeds
    http://www.onlyfeeds.com.addfeed.html?catid=

    Plazoo
    http://www.plazoo.com/en/addrss.asp

    Pluck
    http://feedfinder.pluck.com/SubmitFeed.aspx

    Portal.eatonweb
    http://portal.eatonweb.com/add.php

    Postami
    http://www.postami.com/rss.finder/submit_feed.php

    Pressradar
    http://www.pressradar.com/suggest

    PubSub
    http://www.pubsub.com/add_feed.php

    Rateitall
    http://www.rateitall.com/suggest.aspx?WL=0&TopicID=20004

    RDFTicker
    http://www.anse.de/rdfticker/addchannel.php

    ReadAblog
    http://www.readablog.com/AddFeed.aspx

    Redtram
    http://www.redtram.com/pages/addsource/

    RocketInfo
    http://reader.rocketinfo.com/desktop/AddRSSFeed.jsp

    rss network
    http://www.rss-network.com/submitrss.php

    Search4Rss
    http://www.search4rss.com/addfeed.php

    Small Business Blog Directory
    http://blogsforsmallbusiness.com/directory/add.html

    Sphere
    http://www.sphere/com/feedback

    SynBlog
    http://www.synblog.com/addblog.html

    Tailrank New
    http://www.tailrank.com/import

    Technorati
    http://www.technorati.com/ping.html

    Terrar
    http://www.terrar.com/addurl/

    Topix
    http://www.topix.net/bin/feedback

    The Weblog Review
    http://www.theweblogreview.com/submit.php

    TruthLaidBear
    http://www.truthlaidbear.com/addtoscan.php

    Wilsdomain
    http://www.wilsdomain.com/blogs/wilsdomain9b.php?op=newsubmit

    Yahoo.com
    http://add.yahoo.com/fast/help/us/my/cgi_rss_submission

    If you know of any additional sites to submit a blog, please let our readers know!

    Until next time…..

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    Wondering if you should volunteer your time?

    Posted on May 19th, 2008 in Misc., Peru Indiana by proassets

    Yes, in this day and age where we are all so busy with our own lives and our own families, I feel that I must remind you that there are so many children that are in need of your help.

    I’m specifically talking about using your time, experience and skill to advocate for a child that has been abused and/or neglected. A great way to do this is by volunteering with your local CASA program. Every city/town has one.

    In many situations children are removed from their homes due to an abusive family environment and these same children need someone looking out for each of them “individually” and not just the family as a whole. CASA’s are there to look out for the best interest of the child, period.

    As a volunteer, you bring to the situation an alternate perspective. Since you are not paid (remember it’s volunteering), you are not mindful of a budget that may be strained or a boss that needs to keep his/her numbers in check. As a CASA you are there to make certain that the child’s best interests are brought to the forefront within family court…where it should be.

    But you haven’t the time? Well, let’s put that into perspective. If you have children yourself I’m sure that you would want in the event you weren’t in their lives, for “someone” to make certain they were cared for right if they were mistreated by the ones you had asked (hopefully) to care for them in your absence, right? You would.

    If someone were mistreating your son or daughter I know that you would want someone to take some time and fight for them. Well here’s your chance to do just that on the behalf of a child.

    Is it easy? No it’s not and I won’t sugarcoat it for you. However, the fact that there are children that need assistance at a time in their lives when there “should” be adults there nurturing them and aren’t for a myraid of reasons, we as adults have the responsibility to step in. We can turn our heads and pretend the problem doesn’t it, but we are lying to ourselves. We all know it is happening and its worth your time and energy to help a child that needs someone.

    You’d want that done for your child, so why not do the same for someone else’s child?

    How’s that for guilt? Well, why my intention is not to necessarily make anyone feel guilt, I have to say that once I truly found out how often abuse occurs around each of me everyday, it surely made an impact on my life. I was and am busy with work and my own family but I feel it’s my responsibility (as well as everyone else’s responsibility) to step in and help a child since quite honestly I can. I absolutely under all circumstances would want someone to advocate for my child if I was not around to do it myself.

    Interested in learning more about child abuse statistics in your area, check it out here.

    So with that said, call your local CASA office! If you are a resident of Peru Indiana, call the Miami County CASA office to speak to someone about volunteering your time.

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    Peru Indiana Support Group

    Posted on May 19th, 2008 in Peru Indiana, Spina Bifida by proassets

    I am happy to report that Peru has a support group which meets twice a month called HandiCapable Support Group. The group offers support alternatives for the physically challenged and their caregivers.

    The group is run by two local individuals whom both seem to have a wonderful vision for the support group as well as clearly defined ways to benefit those that have physicial disabilities.

    According to the brochure they meet at 6 PM - 8 PM on the 2nd and 4th Tuesday of each month at Ivy Tech Community College in Peru.

    It was pure chance that I found their brochure, although I had read of the group previously, I didn’t know much about them. We plan on attending their next meeting personally.

    We know of a handful of families personally that are raising children with disabilities and I know the support group can be a benefit to others as well.

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    Company Announcements

    Posted on May 15th, 2008 in What's shaken @ ProAssets by proassets

    We will be sending out to our current clients our new revised company policies in the mail this week.

    Due to our growth we are revising our billing policy in order to keep our costs down. We are happy that we have not had to increase the pricing for our services and we are taking measures right now to ensure we are to maintain our current pricing. In the past we billed on a monthly basis, but we are altering our schedule to bill twice a month. Our billing will now be done on the 1st and 15th of each month.

    Of course if you have any questions, please feel free to call our office.

    Our objective is to keep our prices competitive and keeping our operating costs to a minimum helps ensure our objective.

    Until next time….

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    Web Design Agreements, Should you have one?

    Posted on May 15th, 2008 in Small Business, Website Design by proassets

    If you are wondering if you “should” have one…the answer is a loud YES!

    If you’ve been in business for any length of time you probably know that you will run across a client that essentially will not live up to their end of the website design agreement. Oh, you thought they would, perhaps you even knew them personally…but lo’ and behold you could get left having completed quite a substantial amount of work and not seen a red cent from your end.

    So it is definitely good business to have a signed agreement. Whether it’s the business owner downtown to your friend, turned business owner themselves.

    While fortunately I’ve only been not paid just once for a project, I have to admit it was one doozy of a project to not have gotten compensated for! But…live and learn. So, get a signed agreement.

    It not just protects your business…it will also protect your client as well. It’s just plain good business practice. Pure and simple.

    It is good advice (remember I’m not an attorney, so be sure to talk to an actual business law attorney) to READ any agreement BEFORE you sign! Goes both ways. As a business owner you want to protect yourself but please keep in mind that the agreement shouldn’t just protect you and your rights…the client is paying for your services and it’s in everyone’s best interest for the agreement to be designed that actually favors both business and client. (An attorney may advise you otherwise, however I can only speak from my own conscious and practice).

    Take responsibility for YOUR work and just as you would like your client to do, live up to your word. In the event something arises that was unforseen and unpreventable, discuss it with your client before it goes any further. This will eliminate any unncessary frustration and money lost by either party.

    Here are a few issues that must be tackled in your agreement:

    The Payment Terms
    Pay special attention to the payment terms. Make certain that if it is called for, detail the number of pages or hours your agreement pertains to, and if needed the terms can specify if authorization is required prior to any additional work to be provided over the contracted price. Also, if payment is expected within a certain time frame be sure to spell this out as well. (One ongoing issue we have always dealt with is payments not made on time and as specified, perhaps this is a designers job hazard? LOL)

    Scope of the Services
    Be certain that the agreement covers specifically what is expected from not only your business, but the responsibilites of the client as well. Be sure to include all requests and agreements to honor such requests (if applicable) in this section as well.

    Completion Date
    If possible, specify the completion date. This can get complicated and messy if it’s not specified especially if the client was to supply your company with necessary information within a certain time frame and hasn’t for whatever reason.

    Final Approval
    From a business owner’s standpoint and especially if you are waiting on final payment, be sure the client signs off on the final approval. We recommend that approval is made throughout the entire site design process so as not to complicate matters in the end. There are many revisions made during a design and it’s not advisable for the client not to know what is going on and be surprised at the final stage. For the majority of clients, we have found that working directly with the client throughout the entire process prevents any surprises and for most projects as the design process unfolds, clients will change their mind about a few things along the way after getting a visual of the project and if we keep the client fully involved, it can prevent any headaches along the way.

    Of course….there may be copyright issues as well and again this is just another reason to have your attorney look over your website design agreement to make certain that not only is your business or you personally are protected, but to prevent a client from making a serious copyright violation as well. Again…good business practice.

    There are many resources online about the proper formatting of website design agreements and this may be an option for your business, especially a small business owner just getting into the market…but before you sign and your client signs…HAVE AN ATTORNEY LOOK OVER THE AGREEMENT!

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    What is your job title if self employed?

    Posted on May 7th, 2008 in Misc., Small Business, What's shaken @ ProAssets by proassets

    Well I’ve been thinking alot about this recently, as I am asked this question often. Then there are times when I am in a situation that I need to tell someone what I do.

    Keep in mind, this is not the same thing as trying to tell someone who you are, which is not the same. I’ve run across many that should be reminded of this fairly often, indeed. :-)

    So, if you are self employed…what title do you use?

    Technically, I am a freelancer and own my own company and have for several years now. But I wear a myriad of hats. I am a web designer, accountant, attorney (although I wouldn’t want to ever call myself that, or give advise for fear of actual jail time, lol), collector, scheduler, secretary, etc. etc. etc. In essense perhaps jack of all trades and master of none. :-)

    While I am tempted to refer to myself as Master of My Universe (because it would be my universe only I would be actual master of)…I’ve settled for “Web Designer”, as it seems to convey what my actual job functions are, for the most part anyway.

    A blogger that goes by the name of Puttingthingsoff seems to haveĀ a good handle on job titles for the self employed and the titles us self employed folks should obviously stay away from, even when we are tempted to refer to ourselves as some sort of “guru”. Hmm…I like that one!

    So what job title do you use?

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